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5 minutes ago
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hintsiren:

red-mercer:

ovenroastedtwerkey:

midnightssea:

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The original tweet is the corniest thing I’ve ever fucking seen

A. They’re not gonna tip you, periodt. So already the $10mil is looking better.

B. They’re not gonna talk to you, so any “business advice” you thought was gonna be worth more than $10mil, that’s null and void, aint happening.

C. Here’s the real secret of their “success”; they’re all bad people. That’s literally it. They’re willing to lie, steal, cheat, bully, oppress, rape, etc to get what they want, and their appetites are never sated, so they never stop lying, cheating, etc. You don’t get that kind of money through hard honest work. If you’re willing to be a big enough piece of shit, you could easily be one of these guys.

So yeah, if someone’s offering that choice, get it in writing and stay the hell away from these creeps.

But if you’re serving them you can poison the food

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7 minutes ago
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shialablunt:

ROSWELL NEW MEXICO ⇢ 2x03

10 minutes ago
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hussyknee:

Tweet by Shiv Ramdas Traing To...(@nameshiv) Marie Kondo gotta be the most unlikely polarising figure of my lifetime, all that lady said was get rid of shit youre not happy with and I swear the media in this country has spent half a decade trying to find new gotchas to throw at her every week, it's beyond bizarre 154 replies, 4,670 RTs, 42.7K likes  Depeche Goblin Mode @DudeVonDuding Replying to @nameshi I think a small Japanese lady politely saying "endlessly accumulating things instead of trying to find joy is a poor, hollow way to live your life" is like a declaration of war against the ideological underpinnings of the entire United States of America 28 Jan 23ALT
20 minutes ago
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inneskeeper:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that’s healthy and okay. It’s not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

‘You’re just posting that for likes and reblogs"

That’s the whole point dipshit

Do you guys think I make wizard themed shitposts to realign my chakras or something

“op i hope its ok if i reblog this!!!” reblogger if i wasnt okay with people reblogging this i would not have blogged about it on the reblogging website

sometimes you’re married before 25 and sometimes you’re the emotional support high school friend to a couple that is married before 25

4 hours ago
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thefirstpunch:

‘i don’t want to see a man wearing exposing clothing and striking a feminine pose’ WELL I DO‼️‼️‼️

4 hours ago
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cheruib:

the show (going out to get groceries. making myself a nice dinner. showering and opening the windows. being kind to myself in everything i do) Must go on

5 hours ago
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nonebinary-leftbeef:

DEVASTATING the lyric you’ve been mishearing is better than the real one

5 hours ago
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dachshunddyke:

ice cold take but if you have to pay for accessibility features it is not in fact accessible

5 hours ago
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bannions:

theautisticagender:

idk guys maybe we should try calling the amazon rain forest “sovereign indigenous lands” more often because i’m still seeing people talk about it like some sort of vast terra nullis where there are only animals–you know, like a colonialist

There are lots of indigenous people and tribes here, and their culture is shared a lot in my hometown — I’m from Manaus which is a city literally in the middle of the Amazon rainforest. So, yeah, people need to stop talking like that.